Please sir, can I have some more?

Not if you are a child in poverty and in need.  Only if you are a business, money. media or party loving friend of Boris. Then you can dive into the trough and feast.

We have taken back control of Victorian squalors.  A Parliament of Bounderbys, Buzfuz’s, Heeps, Leefords, Tulkinghorns, Fagins, Bumbles, Merdles and Squeers.

God bless us, every one.