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Viz world

The ego maniacal buffoon and all round general arse wipe, Boris, is appointed Foreign Secretary and now represents us to the rest of the world. I've woken up in a Viz cartoon.

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Oh my country.

I got divorced from my country today. It has been coming for some time. The signs were there, along the way, half registered in my mind, but never thought terminal. It was Diana that started it all of course. Always another woman. All that uncontrolled public crying and wailing and the reverential laying  and hurling of plastic flowers for the death of a plastic princess. The country went mad. Collective insanity ruled. For a simpering, self-obsessed girl plucked randomly from some minor aristo crèche. I stood and watched the stiff upper lips collapse, the Brit reserve melting to a soppy,...

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The heart

Is a most remarkable thing.  For thirty years mine has crammed room for a precious four and fit to burst with them. Then two grandchildren arrive at its door and it finds more room to admit them.  My heart's house has many rooms.

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Historical Novel Society

Review of The Open Arms of the Sea.  Which is nice. http://historicalnovelsociety.org/reviews/the-open-arms-of-the-sea/

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Lolly

The first hot day of the year, my first ice lolly of the season. What a delicious slurp I had.

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